Archive for October, 2007

Ode to a Kiwi Rugby Player

October 11th, 2007

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

 

 ”My father is an exotic dancer in a s+m club and he takes off all his clothes for money”

 

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

 

“No” said Billy, “He plays rugby for New Zealand but I was just too embarrassed to say.”